January 2012
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I’ll never understand why people don’t like McDonalds fries. They are clearly the best.
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maxwellandrade:
i’m thankful for gerard fucking pique’s face
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December 2011
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sebastiansmythe:
rainbow road more like satan’s racetrack
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blackdelias:
i hate new years eve like everyone just shut up and stop saying “2012 better be good, be good to me 2012, love me 2012” like no if you want 2012 to be good you make it that way stop posting it all over twitter and facebook and tumblr and every goddamn social networking site because its not ANYTHING FOR YOU
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christophernolans:
new years resolution
become tom hanks
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lizayzay replied to your post: ughhhhhh Dad I’m trying to watch TV, do you mind…
what are you watching?
I was watching Parks and Rec but I gave up.
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azorahai replied to your post: azorahai replied to your photo: Flawless Bitches:…
it’s true tho
Oh, I know it is.
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ughhhhhh Dad I’m trying to watch TV, do you mind not vacuuming?
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azorahai replied to your photo: Flawless Bitches: lizayzay …
in the middle, as I should be.
qurl you always seem to be in the middle
Maybe because you’re so fabulous, everyone just wants to be around you.
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j-eyre replied to your photo: Flawless Bitches: lizayzay …
as it should be!
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rufustfirefly:
2011 was about me meeting the man of my dreams
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frankqueero:
hipster-harry-potter what are you doing you dont even follow me stop liking my things
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mjoftheday replied to your post: greatperhaps- replied to your post: Have you ever…
candace
MJ!
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azorahai replied to your post: azorahai replied to your post: greatperhaps-…
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azorahai replied to your post: greatperhaps- replied to your post: Have you ever…
Perfect, thy name is Chelsea. Oh sorry, just thought i’d join in.
Ugh you’re right though. We both got it wrong.
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greatperhaps- replied to your post: Have you ever sat on your porch in your pajamas…
perfection thy name is caroline.
Perfection, thy name is Jenny.
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“Do you think this song is about Nicki Minaj?”
– Me on every Drake song
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faggots-and-tiaras replied to your post: faggots-and-tiaras replied to your post: Have you…
so….perfect….
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faggots-and-tiaras replied to your post: Have you ever sat on your porch in your pajamas…
i wish i was you
It’s a pretty fab life ngl
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Have you ever sat on your porch in your pajamas smoking at 2:15 in the afternoon and had multiple neighbors walk by and awkwardly wave at you, clearly confused by your life choices?
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Anonymous asked: 1, 3, 5, 11, 28, 30, 32, 33, 40, 41, 42, 44, 52, 54, 60, 66, 70, 75, 80, 83, 85, 94, 95, 100 :)
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This is the most unique one I've seen - Ask!
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with or without on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define: Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question: what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
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Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
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Unpopular opinion?
I liked 2011.
That doesn’t seem to be the general consensus on tumblr.
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ryanoreilys asked: i honestly think you suck and you're a terrible person. your posts about your life are so dumb omg just get off of tumblr!
xoxo anon
xoxo anon
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joffreyslap asked: I think you're one of the best blogs I follow and you seem like the coolest person and jdkfjdsakadsk. ~anon
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elizabethegans replied to your post: YOUR MY SECOND TUMBLR CRUSH. and how are you?
h8 u