Top 50 TV Characters | Jess Mariano
You have nothing? I have nothing! I have no place to go! I can’t stay at Luke’s, I can’t stay in Stars Hollow, my mother’s a wack job! I mean, you’re saying you’re this loser and what- you don’t want to take me off this terrific path I’m headed down right now? I’m not graduating high school! I don’t know what I’m gonna do with the rest of my life but something’s telling me I better find out soon or I’m gonna be that guy out there on the boardwalk selling the hemp hats!