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Oh so I forgot to tell you guys about the ~fun and ~eventful day I had yesterday.

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» posted 1 month ago with 1 note

tagged as: #This is kind of long oops BUT YESTERDAY WAS CERTAINLY EVENTFUL #This is my life.

OKAY SO

ANDREW GARFIELD STORY TIME

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» posted 1 month ago with 45 notes

tagged as: #YEAH! TEAMWORK! #C R Y I N G A B O U T I T #This is my life. #OTP: He came back
So Andrew Garfield signed my Social Network DVD.

So Andrew Garfield signed my Social Network DVD.

» posted 1 month ago with 6 notes

tagged as: #I HAVE A STORY TO TELL YOU GUYS LATER #This is my life. #OTP: He came back
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This was one of the strangest celebrity encounters of my life.

» posted 1 month ago with 12 notes

tagged as: #I DON'T KNOW IT WAS JUST SO WEIRD #AND STEVE MAARTIN??? #Anyway Andrew Garfield wHUDDUP #This is my life.

Today for work I had to pick up some photo proofs in Midtown before I went in, and they were in this giant envelope. Probably like 24”x18” at least.

So then when I was walking to work I was holding the envelope in front of me like a shield when

a fucking sparrow flew into it.

» posted 1 month ago with 5 notes

tagged as: #YOU GUYS I SUFFER FROM CRIPPLING ORNITHOPHOBIA #THAT'S A FEAR OF BIRDS #BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT ONE TIME I WAS A T T A C K E D BY A R A V E N #IF I HADN'T HAD THAT ENVELOPE #THE BIRD WOULD'VE FLOWN INTO ME HOLY CHRIST #But the sparrow flew straight into the envelope and DENTED the proofs and then it fell on the ground and was lying there #and i thought it was dead #but then it hopped up and flew in the other direction omg #This is my life.
Just thought I’d share this story with the world.

Just thought I’d share this story with the world.

» posted 2 months ago with 1 note

tagged as: #100% TRUE STORY #IT WAS LIKE 2 IN THE MORNING #AND I WAS SITTING IN MY BED WATCHING THE SEASON 5 FINALE OF SKINS #AND I SOBBING EVERYWHERE #BECAUSE HARRY'S ACNE #LOLOLOLLOL #This is my life.

Okay well I’m publishing this as a text post so I can put it under a cut.

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» posted 2 months ago with 6 notes

tagged as: #This is my life. #Anonymous #~askbox
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» posted 3 months ago with 1 note

tagged as: #Yup. #This is my life.
Me:THE CARTER-KNOWLES FAMIY IS IN NEW YORK.
Roommate:We should hunt them down and steal Blue Ivy.
Me:We can't steal Blue Ivy! That'd be like stealing baby Jesus.
Roommate:Did you just compare Blue Ivy to Jesus?
Me:No. I just compared Jesus to Blue Ivy.
» posted 3 months ago with 6 notes

tagged as: #Yup. #This is my life.